3rd Grade Art

Please visit our Zazzle store to make purchases.

We had to disable the checkout feature on this site. If you shop here, please keep in mind that the pricing is not accurate, and it is most likely LESS on Zazzle. The products are the same, and Zazzle offers a great shopping experience. Thank you! We apologize for the process not being completely seamless. We appreciate your patience while we work to try to find a local vendor who will provide timely printing and shipping of orders.

3rd Grade Art is BACK! Thank you for taking the time to shop. It all started in 2006 when I needed a card that said, "Sorry my dog ate your garden hose." Surprisingly, none of the local stores had that sentiment, so 3rd Grade Art was born. We've been dormant for a few years, but technology is enabling us to rise from the ashes! All purchases (for now) should be made through Zazzle. Zazzle has different product options if you want to print on mediums other than greeting cards. Who wouldn't want an apron that has a cute piggy on it? Thank you for your support!

Birthday Cards

Birthday Cards - Tell someone "Happy Birthday" in a fun/oddball way!  Let... 

A note about the Zazzle Buying Experience:

All pricing shown on this site is estimated - Zazzle often has better pricing than what is reflected here, in addition to discount codes and deep sales. The $4.00 price listed would under most circumstances, be the "worst case scenario".

I would also encourage you to utilize the Zazzle Plus service. It pays for itself quickly!

For larger runs of a specific card (e.g. 10+ of a single design), please contact us. We may be able to get better pricing with a different vendor with a minimum purchase.

About Our Collections

Our collections reflect our passion for creating oddball and offbeat card designs. They come from the twisted mind of our creator, dani mcbride. If you have any special requests or would like to commission a custom card, please use the "contact us" section. Enjoy a glimpse into weirdness!